“Is God a feminist?” This question kept coming up in my recent Bible as Lit class. Well, here’s the answer.
May 11, 2009, 8:37am
everyday is my burdenday
For all 10 people who have ever, or will ever, visit this site, I would highly recommend you check out Chris Sikk’s website. He’s a great guy, and updates far more often than I do.
May 06, 2009, 1:15pm
I’m on a BOAT!
Since NBC hates sharing their material, use this link instead to view the video.
I’ve been saying that rap music is pretty ridiculous for years now. (Jay-Z’s Big Pimpin’, anyone?) This just helps me further prove it.
May 06, 2009, 11:50am
A voicemail from Tyrus
Hey, Joe, this is your good friend Tyrus:
I was going to call to see if you wanted to buy some Girl Scout Cookies.
Uh, my co-worker’s daughter or whatever, I guess, is selling some, so I was going to see if you wanted any, because I am not going to eat them.
So, I just wanted to see if you wanted some.
They’re about tree-fity.
So let me know if you want any.
Give me a call back.
Bye-bye.
May 02, 2009, 6:27pm
“Get those motherfucking spiders off of me!”
May 02, 2009, 6:15pm
hipster n.
one who drinks beer out of an unlabeled bottle, smokes off-label cigarettes, wears Larry King’s glasses, has dreadlocks, oh, and sequins, too.
(Not sure what to make about the Vitamin Water in the background)
April 30, 2009, 9:41am
“You are aesthetically pleasing,
the reason for which I first noticed in you.
And later I found your personality equally pleasing.
I also noted your chest to waist ratio is suitable for birthing.
Therefore, I think you should live in my house.”
— alishahnovin, c/o Word Arc
April 29, 2009, 9:01am
in this twilight?
- burdenday: Just watched Twilight. Loved it!
- Tiffersome: @burdenday Say it out loud.
- via Twitter
April 29, 2009, 1:01am
using the positive, comparative and superlative degree(s) is not.
- me: What's up?
- Tyrus: THIS JUST IN
- Tyrus: [edited], age 20, committed suicide last night.
- me: Lame.
- Tyrus: Funeral is tomorrow at 12.
- me: Lamer.
- Tyrus: You don't want to go?
- me: Lamest.
- Tyrus: That's fucked up.
- me: No, you making shit up is. Me using the positive, comparative and superlative degree(s) is not.
- Tyrus: One day, [edited] might really kill himself.
- Tyrus: And you'll just use the positive, comparative, and superlative degrees and not believe me.
- me: It's true...
April 27, 2009, 10:27pm
